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impressedcats:

i am leaves, leaves are me

impressedcats:

i am leaves, leaves are me

(via yellingapple)

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)

nigga-chan:

this fight scene still give me life 

nigga-chan:

this fight scene still give me life 

(Source: nyaa, via niggachuu)

panerasexual:

thick thigh squad

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pandamist:

pandamist:

"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"

image

wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND

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andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

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i’m anything but a hero.

i’m anything but a hero.

(Source: pulsebomb, via khdecoded)

Why are there so many fuck tarts alive

aeroknight:

someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked

Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
H2O

some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.

but dihydrogen monoxide is 2HO and it’s explosive and poisonous………..

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